Before he became America’s favorite gun fanatic, Chuck Heston was best known for sweeping biblical and science fiction epics like, of course, Planet of the Apes. “Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty ape!” the astronaut cried as the English speaking primates’ suspended him in a net and prepared to haul him off to the Ministry of Science.
Good stuff.
Charlton Heston died in 2008. He has nothing to do with tonight’s game in San Fran. Chris Heston, no relation as far as we know, does. He hurls for the Gigantes. He’s had a beastly May, surrendering 11 earned runs in two starts before his last outing.