L. A., as the sun is setting
But that city has bought and paid for what it’s getting
The “Can’t win the World Series” Dodgers”
In the city that brought us Yul Brynner
Time flies – doesn’t seem a minute
Before the Dodgers light up Gausman
down 5 after 5, hard to win
Play at this level only works when 9 are played.
It’s Shakytown, or the City of Angels, or Armpit
Or
Or this place!
One night in Chavez and our Braves are just crap
Their fans are fickle, have to leave real soon
A short roller is as likely as a real honest rap,
And if you’re lucky, then you win two of three
This city’s angels are not for you and me.