Because Mr. Met had a moment, it’s important to understand none of us is perfect.
The rankings (records through Wednesday’s games):
2. Washington Nationals (37-21; Previous: 2): Teddy once got shot in the chest. Still no excuse for race results.
3. Los Angeles Dodgers (36-25; Previous: 5): Mascots are beneath the Dodgers. So, apparently, are parades.
4. Colorado Rockies (38-23; Previous: 4): Dinger’s pants always seem to be at the cleaners.
5. New York Yankees (33-23; Previous: 3): Dandy, who served club from 1979-81, spends a little too much time these days at Foley’s.