May 18—Braves beatings go on
Side note before we get going: I wrote the transfer item below first this morning, and it got lengthy. So it goes. So let's move quickly because we have a lot of ground to cover. Deal? Deal.
OK, so the Braves played, the Braves lost because the Braves bats must be cold — "They need hats for bats, keep bats warm. Gracias." — and the bullpen stinks.
Yes, that was a Major League line. God bless Pedro Cerano. In fact, let's plow through four more baseball movie quotes that will detail the stagnating state of these Atlanta Braves.