Gross.
Just gross. And as someone who roots for the Braves and wants the Braves to be relevant for this space as much as my many pro-Braves friends, I ache at this effort.
Something is amiss.
No, this is not another bullpen rant, which is warranted because the bullpen stinks so thoroughly it makes two-week-old gym socks seem pleasant.
This is not another rant about the club's ineptitude with runners in scoring position, which is also warranted considering the team is just hitting .245 with runners in scoring position and has more Ks (173) than hits (159) in such instances.