While they were thus praying to the great Trout, Hector went to the fair clubhouse of Gonzalus, which was built for him by the foremost builders in the land for the Olympic Games. They had built him his house, clubhouse, and giant cow statue. Here Hector entered, with a bat 2.3 cubits long in his hand; the finished ash gleamed in front of him, and was gripped by his hand over a ring of gold. He found Gonzalus within the house, busied about a honey-baked ham, his hats-to-be-tipped, and handling his lineup card; there, too, sat the Mac Dowell with his pitchers, setting them their several tasks; and as Hector saw him he rebuked him with words of scorn.
Introducing the Oliverator version 1.0
