Matthew Joyce has a bat
Not a big bat!
But he’ll hit a few homers
And he walks to a decent degree
Matthew Joyce has a glove
Not a great glove!
But he can play the corners
Without too many errors you see
From the baseball cap on the top of old Matt
To the heel of his gameday shoe
He’s an adequate fill in when the injuries come
And choices are so few
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