(Ivan’s note: I would say that I apologize in advance for this, but I really don’t. Emilio Bonifacio is finally off my favorite professional sports team, perhaps for good. Rejoice!)
Once upon a time, a major league manager worked with his coaching staff in a faraway land called Cobb County. He liked his job, but he had one big problem: his bench was terrible, and he didn’t know what to do about it.
His bench had a guy who seemed like he could hit and field at least decently, but never seemed to do that well.