Gettin’ back to Atlanta
After ass whoop all over the place.
Eric Stults is going to the mound,
And depression seems to be our new face.
I guess this team is meant for 90 losses.
But Braves fans we couldn’t know,
That last night we’d enjoy such a show.
Come Monday, it will be alright.
Come Monday, we will whoop the Gnats right.
We spent 6 wasted days in a Northeastern haze
And we just needed time in the Ted.
Kelly Johnson hasn’t been such a bummer.