Here’s a list of teams that are winless so far in 2019, having played three or four games so far.
That’s it.
No, this isn’t a premature April Fool’s joke. The Braves got tossed aside by the Philadelphia Phillies yet again on Sunday night, dropping to 0-3 in ignominious fashion.
A recap’s a recap, sure, but when watching the latter half of this game, mostly all I could think of was the classic Simpsons episode “Homer’s Enemy,” which you may know better as “the one with Frank Grimes.” The climactic scene of that episode is iconic, and describes this game pretty well.