Happy draft day, everyone. I know a lot of you are way more excited than me, because I'm basically the Ebenezer Scrooge of draft excitement. Look, if you were hungry at lunchtime and someone told you that there was an awesome sandwich somewhere in the nearest strip mall/shopping center/cruise ship/baseball stadium/meteor, but then they also told you there was only a chance of getting the sandwich in its awesome state, and you had to wait a few years to actually be able to eat the sandwich... well... you can see what I'm going.
But, that doesn't mean that there aren't fun things to play with, so that's pretty much where I'll leave you.