As is only fitting, Team Blue wiped out the hated redcoats. The first shots were fired when Peterson and Cameron “Minuteman” Maybin opened up on Kevin “General Gage” Correia. The real damage wash done when the Phil charged uphill into a few volleys right into the whites of their eyes from Kelly “Israel Putnam” Johnson, Juan “William Prescott” Uribe and AJ “Tadeusz Kosciusko” Pierzynski.
Our own side switching Jeff Francoeur”>Jeff “Benedict Arnold” Francoeur apparently turns over our secret plans for crappy defense over to the Phils as he overthrew a cutoff man to go with two Phillies errors on the night.