Boring in the best way. If you threw these two teams into OOTB a hundred times, it would probably spit out something like this game quite a few times. (I went to bed after the fifth — the old grey mare ain’t what she used to be — so take the rest of this with a grain of salt.)
Riley hit a two-run bomb in the first, Albies hit a two-run bomb in the third, Soler went oppo in the fifth, and Snitker used most of his best relievers in a bullpen game to keep the boot on the throat — Chavez started, Smyly was quite good in the bulk role, and then Webb, Matzek, Jackson, and Minter slammed the door.