Good game.
(Not really, but the Braves won, and Pure Evil was thwarted.)
The Braves jumped to a 4-zip lead in the first. Designated hitting fool Nick Markakis led off with a double; Freddie Freeman singled Nick home, and A.J. Pierzynski and Kelly Johnson walked to bring sometime leftfielder Jace Peterson up with the bases loaded. Jace did what any good corner outfielder would do and whacked a double to clear the bases and close the scoring.