Like Kris Kristofferson said “Monday morning, coming down.” Or maybe it was the Bangles: “Just another manic Monday.” Maybe because it was because it was the moon’s day what we have experienced lunacy.
Who is this alien being impersonating Freddie Freeman and how did that being shape shift so effectively?
Did Matt Joyce decide he needed to return to his decline phase?
Is Nick the Neck Markakis actually this bad or is the bone still sore and the muscles still weak?
How is it that 90% of the “inches” plays are going to the Cardinals?