I recall a time in the 1990’s in which the Atlanta Braves players surveyed themselves as to what they thought their peers would be doing in life if not for baseball. Now – 2 decades later – I only remember one of the results reported: John Smoltz… Proctologist.
I have a suggestion for Nick Markakis: hired assassin.
He kind of looks the part. Often expressionless… other than the beard, not a lot memorable about his features. That’s perfect for a secret operative — blending in… not being noticeable. He would probably make a good poker player, too.