With aspirations of a World Series dancing in our dreams, Atlanta Braves' country was about to tuck the kiddies into bed when new broke that destroyed bedtime stories everywhere.
Even worse:
"Four-year deal, $92 million."
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While Donaldson remains the Bringer of Rain on one of the rainiest teams in the league, General Manager, Alex Anthopoulos is now the Bringer of Sadness across Braves' country.
We have to pick up the pieces... literally, pick up the pieces of the children's bed-time stories that we ripped to shreds when the news broke over our Apple watches.