The Fries beat the Rockies so hard, their mommas felt it. 23-5. Yaz went 2-4 with a R, BB, and RBI... which is impressive, yes, but not 23-5 impressive. Kind of feels like he slacked off last night while Dickerson, Solano, and Crawford accounted for 6 steaks apiece.

Atlanta Braves vs. Boston Red Stockings—6:30pm CT MLB.TV

Tonight on the mound: Robbie Erlin vs. Mike Kickham. I had to go back to that page approximately 15 times while writing this post to be sure they were real, actual people, and not names randomly generated by Bases Loaded II.