An Aston Villa cousin's wedding, in 2003: Harvey Nicks' rooftop garden in Knightsbridge.
Former Villa manager Ron Atkinson is guest speaker. After his speech, Big Ron works the crowd.
Gathered in awed clusters around him, he casually asks me where I'm from. Just arrived from Poland, I tell him: "Warsaw." He proceeds to quiz me about streets I've not heard of.
I struggle to process what Big Ron is on about, but it slowly dawns on me he is talking about Walsall. The Walsall Uprising of 1944?
My mate Gav and I have been the claret and blue army in Warsaw since the mid-1990s.