It was another big weekend in football, in which Jose Mourinho once again showed how to properly park a bus, Liverpool set a new Anfield record, Erling Braut Haaland increased suspicions that he is not human and Arsenal conspired to put us to sleep.
1. Boring, boring Arsenal
Arsenal played out a 0-0 draw with Leeds on Sunday, in a game that could have been prescribed for insomnia.
Fans could have watched this instead.
The Gunners have now gone without a win in four of their past five games and they have scored only once in that time.