The biggest man at the smallest club in the FA Cup is letting out a belly laugh. It gets louder and louder as he reclines on the office sofa that doubles as his bed. Turns out he has been made an offer.
'A publication asked if they can photograph me naked,' says the big man. 'Like, everything off, except a pair of goalie gloves, apparently. They said they'll position me in a way that covers me up, if you know what I mean.
'Not sure what I'll say to them. It's definitely the strangest thing that's happened to me in all this.