Arsene Wenger has insisted reports of a bust-up with Alexis Sanchez are completely false... but not as false as this footage of the Chilean channelling his inner, er, YouTube channel.
We've got out hands on sensational footage of the Chilean international sounding remarkably like Arsenal fan Troopz, of Arsenal Fan TV fame.
Check it out in the video above (Disclaimer: Like footage of Tottenham winning the league in colour, this is not genuine).
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