Credit to NC_Hogfan for coming up with "The Immaculateral" for what happened in Oxford on Saturday. It's the best name I've heard and I'm going with it. I also like that it doesn't involve a pig pun and it's only one word. It also encompasses so much in one word. And it has an internal rhyme.
We need to start rolling with this ASAP because people are labeling it all sorts of things, all worse than The Immaculateral. The Woo Pig Lateral is absolutely terrible. The Henry Heave is better but doesn't infer as much as The Immaculateral.