FAYETTEVILLE -- Picture a Razorbacks soap opera and one of those just snapped out of it long-term amnesia victims that are soap opera staples.
The victim, an Arkansas football fan, emerges from amnesia dating to 2011 and is met with recent Razorbacks scores.
"54-46, 63-28, 53-52 ..." he muses. "Guess there's still no 'D' in Petrino, but Bobby sure can outscore 'em."
Uh, it's not Bobby anymore.
No doubt he would voluntarily go into relapse after finding out about John L. Smith's season in 2012, and surely he wouldn't believe Wisconsin's "ground and pound" Bret Bielema would be compiling Petrino-like scores at Arkansas.