Let me ask you this. Who would have thought that Bobby Petrino, a man called a “coward” and “gutless bastard” by former Atlanta Falcons staff members and players, would also be a complete scumbag?
It turns out that those descriptions were all too true. Bobby Petrino, lover of young women and teams with red, is still the menace of society when it comes to Arkansans like myself. So any chance to ridicule him sooths my soul. Luckily, there’s always one day a year where I can.
That’s right, April 1 is not only a year for cruel pranks and shenanigans.