Only three things in life are certain – death, taxes, and the unreliability of college kickers.
Most of college football is based around some of the nation’s most elite athletes, but when the game’s on the line in a close contest, you hand over the keys to a scrawny white kid to put it through the uprights. It’s a position group that even the all-powerful Nick Saban could almost never get right.
He’s probably about 5-foot-8, he might be on a partial scholarship, and he likely has to finish his engineering homework after the game’s over.