Brought to you, as always, courtesy of Bob Marley, Tito's Vodka, and the melancholic dirge following a poor performance against a lesser opponent. With Razorback Stadium bracketed by empty seats and a steel-hued late October sky blanketing the Ozarks, 64,206 fans watched the Arkansas Razorbacks sleepwalk their way to a win over the Tennessee-Martin Skyhawks, displaying in their triumph all of the urgency and intensity of a villain in a horror movie.
It didn't matter how fast Tennessee-Martin ran. It didn't matter if they racked up over 500 yards of offense. It didn't matter if they scored four touchdowns.