We can only assume - based on intentionally released internal surveillance footage - that after Sam Pittman makes French toast, he coats it with a powder-sugar dusting swagger that is awesome to behold.
This is the only logical inference to make after seeing Arkansas’ offensive line coach recently strut into the Hogs’ practice facility like a certain 458-pound wrestling icon. An embedded camera, set up by the University of Arkansas itself, captures The Pittmaster moving with an almost pyrotechnic machismo. Just as flames start spiraling to the ceiling, he all the sudden stops.
The camera has been seen.