At this point, just call Father Damian Karras. It’s hard to imagine anyone else who can exorcise whatever demon is haunting the Arkansas football program.
Maybe the Razorbacks are suffering from bad luck. Maybe coach Sam Pittman just isn’t the answer, though, nor were John L. Smith, Bret Bielema or He Who Shall Not Be Named. More likely is that Arkansas is – to put it simply and aptly for the Bible Belt – cursed. A lack of religious conviction may lead some reading this to recoil in disbelief. But given the Hogs’ complete and total fallibility for the better part of 30 years, greater, supernatural things appear to be in play.