AZ Snake Pit · Jul 31, 2015
The Wild Card: "The Diamondbacks think they're people!"
Peter Macdiarmid/Getty ImagesHow dare they inquire about good players that every other team would be interested in! The nerve!
(The following is a dramatization of my twitter feed when someone reports that the Diamondbacks might be interested in a good player. Not on the verge of acquiring, interested.)
"Did you hear, Bernard?"
"No, I did not Reginald, what comes in the news today?"
"On the Twittering Device, of all the news!"
"Do not keep me in suspense, dear boy!"
"The Diamondbacks -"
"- Oh don't say that name so suddenly, my good man."
"Right right, sorry old chap."
"Continue."
"Right, the Di- erm, 'Those Chaps' were interested in trading for Cole Hamels!"