We at AZ Snakepit were able to score an exclusive interview with UMPBOT 5003, the first automated umpiring system to be used in Major League Baseball in the not-too-distant future
First of all, thank you for this interview, UMPBOT 5003
Your human need for formalities are not necessary here, nor is your need to pad the column to an acceptable length.
Uh, right. So you're UMPBOT 5003, why that number?
I am the third in the UMPBOT 5000 series.
What happened to the first two?
The first in my series got enraged at its human counterparts for not being able to explain how the balk rule went, it vaporized Bob Davidson.