Using an old computer game, as I have done before, I am going to do a tournament of every Diamondbacks team in history.
So in the interests of getting five weeks worth of content without having to think of new ideas resolving an age-old debate, I am proud to introduce the Diamondbacks Team Tournament, wherein I take every Diamondbacks team in history that has completed a season and pit them up against one another in the Clefo Thunderdome to see who winds up victorious.
How will I do this?
You probably don't recall (but humor me) I did a few "projections" last season using Hardball II, a computer game from 1989 from Accolade, to see how the Diamondbacks would do (poorly, as it turned out.