I was driving home last Saturday night from work. This is a thing I've done every Saturday for the past two years. It's a fairly long drive, and during the summertime I usually turn on the Diamondbacks game on the ol' FM radio if it's on. I was in the middle of listening to a particularly heinous game against the Padres when Schulte dropped the news of *that* trade.
(If you don't know what I'm talking about when I refer to it as *that* trade, then you are lucky to have been caught in whatever natural disaster left you without internet access for a week.