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The Diamondbacks should go back in time and draft Mike Trout instead of Bobby Borchering

People say Time Travel is impossible, as we have yet to encounter any visitors from the future in our time and also science reasons. I say poppycock, we haven't even tried yet. With that in mind, I think the Diamondbacks should do the following this offseason, which is just as likely as anything else that's been thrown at the wall:

Bend the fabric of space and time and get the brain-trust at the time to draft Mike Trout with the 16th overall pick in the 2009 draft instead of Bobby Borchering.

This seems like a no-brainer, as Trout is the best position player of this generation and Borchering has yet to make it about Double-A and was eventually traded to the Astros in the deal that brought Chris Johnson briefly to Arizona.