The annual Diamondbacks Alumni Game takes place at Chase Field this Saturday, with a bevy of former players scheduled to take place in a contest before the evening’s contest against the Reds. But, not all former players are created equal. So, to assist attendees, here are all the currently listed attendees, in descending order of... Diamondbackness.
As for what "Diamondbackness" is, I was initially going to use WAR, but fans don’t necessarily care about actual production. Sure, we recognize it when we see it, but the list of worst D-backs ever by WAR includes some surprising names.