The asteroids have very kindly traded in their unused season tickets for a block of seats at the game against the San Diego Padres on Friday, September 8. These are available to SnakePitters free of charge - the general request from asteroid is “do something nice for someone else,” which seems eminently fair. They’ll be available on a first-come, first-served basis, to registered SnakePitters who speak up in the comments. You can also bring a significant other or whatever: just mention that as a “+1” when you put in your request.
Not quite sure how many there are, so this offer is subject to sudden and arbitrary termination at any point, and (legal disclaimer) applying for a ticket does not guarantee you’ll get one.