[Jack] The team raised hopes and expectations with a fast start, then created concern and anxiety with an incredibly bad May, especially on offense. Then they got hot again in June, then they were so so in July and August, and then they repeated the dregs of May with the worst collapse in franchise history. It all added up to barely above .500 and a future in doubt.
[Edbigghead] Wow this is really amazing and fun, winning is so COOL! Wha...what...wait a minute, are they talking about sending Goldy down? Well thank goodness Goldy figured it out and looky looky Buchhy has our back and is a star, we are moving along just fine again.