When I read that Souza Jr was placed in the lead-off position, and heard Torey explain his own reasoning behind the move, I was confused, scared, hungry and alone. Then, after Souza SWUNG AT THE VERY 1ST PITCH OF THE GAME and popped it up, I rapidly shuffled through the 5 stages of grief. It was not until Souza led off again, this time in the 3rd inning, that he redeemed himself by smashing a massive solo dong to left field. That dong broke my resentment, and also broke up the 25 scoreless inning streak that the D-backs had built.