RECAPS
What a terrible game we witnessed last night. Turrible, as Charles Barkley would say. The Colorado Rockies crushed Shelby Miller in the 1st inning forcing Miller to exit the game after giving up only 5 runs. The only thing good about the 1st inning was Lord Emperor Goldschmidt’s thicc HR dong.
After Miller left the game with a sore elbow and torn sun dress, JDLR was brought in to allow only 6 more runs. Jorge De La Roasted himself outta the game and next up was Yoshi Hirano whom’st then allowed just 4 more Rockies runs.