“This off season there has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just show up to fan fest. Give into the fandom, buy a beer, line up for autographs, and bring the whole family, and I’ll spare your lives. Just show up to fan fest; I will give you safe passage to opening day. Just show up to fan fest and there will be an end to the horrors of the off season.”
D-back’s News:
The event will begin at noon and end at 4 p.