fLast week, I asked you to come up with a new marketing slogan for the Diamondbacks, as a way of enticing people to spend 4+ hours watching a baseball team be publicly humiliated. You had ideas. I believe that this is the first time this season that we had red comments that didn’t make it onto the podium. I’ve always said this article is easiest to write when the team is struggling, and I think this week shows that.
Anyway, without further ado, let’s get to the winners! In first place, we have Justin!