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Project D.I.N.G.E.R

(SCENE: A hazy basement somewhere in the Western United States. There are two voices, unidentifiable to all but those in the highest echelons of power.)

“I think you know why I’ve called you here today.”

“Yes sir.”

“The project has gone rogue.”

“Yes sir.”

“It usually fades away around this time every year, but we fear it may not stop.”

“What do you want me to do?”

“Bring it in if you can, if not. Destroy it.”

“I can do this, sir.”

“Is that fear in your voice?