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Pit Your Wits: Week 11

Last week, I asked you to come up with a Jeff Foxworthy style "You might be a Diamondbacks fan..." joke. Lots of good responses, with people getting a lot of rec's and still not winning. Let's see who made the cut!

In first place, once again, we have onedotfive in her usual, comfortable podium place:

... you want to buy tickets for the post-season and the ticket seller asks "Why?"
... you have a tattoo that says "Goldy" instead of "Mom"
... you spend more time at the AZ Snake Pit website than you do at work
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