MrMrrbi came in first place with this gem:
Facility for sale
This is a special one-time offer for the right buyer. Own a 50,000 capacity stadium that can host baseball, concerts, football, fireworks shows, mud bogs, tent cities, and many other uses.The sellers do not care who buys it, or even what becomes of it. Hell, you can ship it to West Virginia for all they care.
Price: negotiable
Terms: All major credit cards accepted
Closing: ASAPInquire with: Honest Carl
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