Letters to Clefo 2: I Made All Of These Up Because You’re All Lazy

Yesterday, on the various Snakepit Affiliated Social Media accounts, we asked for questions to answer in a mailbag column. We did this last month and it seemed to go over well, so I thought I’d make it a monthly thing.

The only response on any of the posts we got was this:

So, on one hand: Screw y’all. On the other: It lets me roll up my sleeves and pull a good crackpot dictator move: make up the questions that are going to be asked beforehand, so as to have control of the narrative.