A week ago, we looked at whether this was the worst-hitting Diamondbacks’ team of all time. and concluded it should certainly be in the discussion. Things haven’t exactly improved there since, the team batting .209 with a .630 OPS over the past week. But it’s not the only area of the team whose level of suckage has reached near-epic levels in terms of Arizona history. While the D-backs’ bullpen has, remarkably, posted a winning record this year, going 11-9, most of those wins (six) came in contests where the Arizona starter did not complete five innings, and so we ineligible for the W.