PHOENIX (Snakepit News Services) -- The Arizona Diamondbacks, in an effort to cash in on the burgeoning novelty food slash baseball market, have introduced the D-Back Meat Ragnarok, a new dynamic food option available on the main concourse at Chase Field.
The Meat Ragnarok was created by an elderly German scientist, Franz Übermann. While terse and cold about his origins, Dr. Übermann was delighted to share his recipe for the Meat Ragnarok.
- 1 Natural Organic 70 OZ Hamburger Patty
- 2 lb block of melted Pepperjack cheese
- A touch of a special sauce that is definitely not a handful of "Fire" sauces we took from a Taco Bell and mixed together
- 1 lb of hand grown fresh tomatoes straight from the Tomato Monks of Andorra
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