In these dark times, we need some distraction. My specialty on the site has always been distractions, normally from crappy baseball, but I think my particular brand of distraction will work well in this situation. Over the years, I have subjected myself to many different “food” items at Chase Field, and most of them have been interesting concepts, but very poorly executed. With all the extra time on my hands, and a very well stocked pantry thanks to preparation for the shutdown, it seems as good a time as any to try and recreate them in my own kitchen.