There's this thing going around Facebook to Google your name and "Glamour Shot(s)" to see what comes up. Then everyone has a good laugh at your expense. I thought, why not the Diamondbacks!
Paul Goldschmidt (well technically I just Googled 'Paul Glamour Shot'
You can see Paul is wearing a stylish Members Only faux leather/faux jewel jacket. His recent slump has caused him to visit the local optometrist and found some chic transition lenses. His eyes are hypnotizing, and his beard is luscious. This will be his Hall Of Fame picture for sure when he's inducted in 2032.