Record: 68-93. Pace: 68-94. Change on 2015: -10.
Things that happened before a single Diamondbacks’ hitter was retired tonight.
- Free tacos, with blah-blah-blah...
 - Five runs
 - Four stolen bases
 - Three hits
 - A free jumbo-jack
 - Jean Segura’s 100th run of the year
 - Yasmany Tomas’s 31st home-run
 - A 90.7% chance of 50% off Papa John’s tomorrow.
 
Yep, it may be the penultimate game of a very disappointing season, but you would not have known it, based on the way Arizona came storming out of the gate tonight.